Our time in Thailand was full of party and adventure, but the soup was spiked pretty heavily with alcohol. And, much like India the last portion of our time in Thailand wasn’t the greatest and didn’t exactly leave us with the best impressions. Johan was hit by a car fairly hard, which stopped as the driver rolled his window down to give us the finger and say quite challengingly ‘Fuck you.’ Now, we had large bamboo sticks but I suppose they had a car full of people… We were mad and yelled and threatened, but we didn’t strike back. Who knows what they had there in the car. We’re in a foreign country, etc. All of this happened for no reason. That’s one.
The night before we left we were hanging out with our Swedish girls very late when a drunk Thai girl strolls up outside their hotel room. She offered us some of her beer, which we gladly accepted. A few minutes later the beer was empty and she demanded that we buy her a new one. What? We told the crazy bitch no and she put her cigarette out on Johan’s shoulder. What?! We fled the scene before she could really go nuts, but as we walked down the street we realized ‘What about Camila?’ Not right. So, we went back just to make sure the crazy Thai bitch didn’t go nuts on her, which she did. When she spotted Clint, who ran inside Camila’s room the door slammed open and Camila was like, ‘No. The boys are gone.’ The drunk Thai bitch went on a crazy rant to Camila about her asshole boyfriend and how he needs to learn respect, etc. etc. Finally, she leaves only to see poor Jo coming up the street wondering what happened to Clint? Johan hides behind a bush. Clint comes out as Jo emerges from the bush with a crazy Thai lady close behind. Clint says ‘Run!’ So we did. Now, we weren’t exactly afraid of her. I mean, we had sticks- but she was crazy and it was kind of funny too. But we didn’t know if she had other crazy locals she could call (like the kind that hit might you with a car), police, etc. So, we fled and that's two.
Clint already wrote about this fat Thai woman who tried to scam us on his blog. So, you can read about that there if you want: clintdoeseurope.blogspot.com. But, as you can see our final days in Thailand were not the best. We still love Thailand but that was strike three.
As for Malaysia, we were reunited with our Swedish girls (3 of them) and pretty much did nothing. We have been detoxing ever since leaving Thailand. So far, we’ve gone over two weeks without drinking. So all we did was eat, go to the movies, pierce Clint’s tongue (he can always take it out) so he really could only eat yogurt and ice, and form a plan for Indonesia. After a lot of research, we decided on Bali~
O lala, more crazy things...It´s a story for a book, your journey.
ReplyDeleteTake care! // K